International Hoodrats

Fruit orgasms

I woke early in the morning. It was a hassle but I got out my bed. I opened the door, and headed towards the refrigerator. I looked into it, and it was horrible. The only thing that could have saved me was the fruit in the house.

I started rummaging through stuff looking for the bananas. I need my potassium. All of a sudden I heard a door squeak.

"Bam! You woke?" Nebula asked. She came out of her room. She was going to be mad when she found out what I was doing, so I squated underneath the island in the kitchen.

"She gon' beat me, maybe even kill me for sure." I muttered quietly while holding my legs in with my one of my arms.

If you are wondering what's happening, I just ate one of her god forbidden fruits. The banana. I already peeled it and started eating it like I hadn't eaten for days. I was half way done.

"Bambi??" Nebula called. I guess she was suspicious, so she came into the kitchen.

"Please don't come this way." I whispered to my self. She came towards the island and saw me. She just stared at me.

But all of a sudden she threw her hands onto the counter like she was about to fall.

"I'm dead." She said before she bust out laughing. "Bam.....I'm mad at you but the you had me joked when you was just sitting there with a half peeled banana squating on the floor." She said while laughing.

"I hope you know I was scared for my life." I said. "So can I still eat the banana?" I asked.
"Might as well." She replied. After I finished, I opened the fridge again.

"Round 2." I said to myself. Today just was the day me and fruit became arch enemies. "Gamsahapnida for being here when I need you the most." I whispered to the grape.

"Bambi what the heck are you doing!?" Nebula screamed at me. I looked at her then at the carcasses of the fruit I killed.

"I'm having a fruit orgasm what did th you think I was doing?" I asked. I should have kept my mouth shut cuz the next day, Nebula put a lock on the frig.