taehyung was a timid and useless evil ghost.
jungkook was an extremely bold and incomparably talented man that could touch evil ghosts.
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taehyung asked jungkook, "what if one day you die? I'm going to have to become a wandering...
One night, jungkook and taehyung were snuggling in bed watching a horror film together.
Taehyung said, "you're really interesting, watching a ghost movie with a ghost under a blanket."
Jungkook chuckled, "learn some lessons from other ghosts."
Taehyung rested his chin on jungkook's arm and lazily said, "not learning. Anyways, I don't even need to scare people to get food."
Jungkook looked down and said, "is it delicious?"
Taehyung quietly dodged the question, "still...... still okay."
Jungkook, "you're hungry again."
Taehyung simply felt wronged, "I'm not hungry!"
Jungkook calmly started to act all rascally, "I've determined it, you're hungry."
Taehyung, "you determined your ass!" "I'm hungry? As if!"
Jungkook chuckled, "you know how strong my spiritual power is."
"I know."
"How about I help to exorcise you? Heaven is really good."
"Don't. If it's so good, then why don't you go?"
Jungkook, "then......"
Taehyung, "I'm hungry every ten minutes, every ten minutes."
Jungkook was bored at home so he taught taehyung how to play computer games.
Taehyung was happily manipulating the characters in the game with his mind, sending himself to the chopping board and selling his teammates out.
Taehyung, "oh, I died again."
Jungkook lit a cigarette and calmly passed a judgement, "butterfingers."
Taehyung wasn't willing to accept it, "it's not as if I use my hands, I use my mind."
"Braindead?"
Taehyung pounced and started to hit him, "you're the dead one, you're dead everywhere!"
Jungkook held a cigarette and let taehyung hit him as he pleased, "if you have the skill, you win a round."
Taehyung angrily gritted his teeth as he glared at jungkook, then suddenly remembered something, and rushed into the computer. Soon after, his opponent lost connection.
Jungkook, "...... shit, you're cheating."
Taehyung proudly popped out of the computer, "how is it? I look badass, right?"
Jungkook, "not bad at all."
Taehyung paused, then pounced on jungkook to hit him again, "you pervert, you stinking pervert!"
