Alcohol...he starts to walk away...you grab his shirt and pull him back down towards you...you smell him...you grab his jaw and open his mouth...you smell...You: JOE!! YOU WERE DRINKING?! Joe: I had like 1 or 2 drinks! You punch his stomach...You: Why!! Joe: cause I can! You: well please don't do it again...I don't want you to get sick or hurt! Joe: ok! Love you...You: Love you too! You hug him then he leaves...you lay back down then go to sleep...you wake up the next morning and go down stairs...Kevin was watching tv...you: hey! Kevin: good morning! You sit down beside him and curl into a ball. You lay your head on his shoulder and he puts his arm around you and puts his other one on your knee...Kevin: I miss being with you...you: I miss you too! Kevin: Me and Danni are moving back here soon though! You: you are! Kevin: yea...you are the first to know. Wanted to tell you first! You: oh my gosh!! I'm so happy! You hug him...you: I'm gonna go tell nick and Joe! Kevin: nick went golfing this morning! You: then I'll go tell Joe...you run upstairs to his room...you open the door..You: JOE GUESS-Ashley was in the bed with Joe...you go over to him and smack his forehead...you get really close to his ear...You:*yelling*WAKE UP!! Joe jumps and punches you in the face...Joe: OH MY GOSH!! (YN)!! DONT DO THAT!! You hold your face...Joe: I'm sorry but you scared me...you: it’s ok...you take your hands away from your face...you had a little cut on your cheek but you were ok...You: Joe! You are in bed with Ashley! Joe: I know...You: did you all like...Joe: NOO!! You: ok…well knowing her that's what I was thinking! Joe: oh...gosh...I have a really bad head ache...I don't remember anything from last night...you: then how do you know you all didn't-Joe: I would know if that happened! GOSH!! I don't feel good! You: I knew you shouldn't of been drinking! Joe: I was drinking? You; yea...you came home and told me you had 1 or 2 drinks! Joe: was I drunk? You: I don't know but you seemed funny! Joe: oh no..do nick and Kevin know? You: no...Joe: please don't tell! You: I won't! Oh! Guess what! Joe: what? You: Kevin and Danni are moving back soon! Joe: no way! That's cool! You: yea! Well I’ll let you sleep...Joe: ok love you...you: uhh bye...you leave...you go down stairs...about 20 mins later you see Ashley come down stairs and out the door and slams it behind...you look at Kevin then run upstairs...You: Joe what happened? Joe was crying...You sit down on his bed beside him...his face was in his pillow...you rub his back...you: Joe...what is wrong? Joe: I broke up with Ashley! In your head you are like throwing a party! You: awe why? Joe: she...she...you: she what? Joe: last night when I came back I passed out in my bed and Ashley...did me! You: SHE DID WHAT NOW! Joe: SHE HAD SEX WITH ME WHEN I WAS PASSED OUT!!! You: Are you kidding me? Joe: NO! She told me this morning! You get up and sprint out of his room...*2 hours later* you look at Ashley’s twitter and see that she is at the mall...you: NICK!! TAKE ME TO THE MALL NOW!! Nick: Why? I just got home!! You: Just take me! Nick: what ever come on! You grab your phone and run out the door! He drives you to the mall...you: I'll be back stay here...You run into the mall...you totally forget that you are the Jonas brother’s sister and people are starting to scream and run at you...You:*yelling*STOP IT!! I NEED HELP! Where is Ashley Greene? Girl: I saw her getting a new phone case...You: Thanks! You run to the phone place in the middle of the mall...you see a lot of people around...you smile! You see Ashley...you go up to her and tap her shoulder...she turns around...You: hi Ashley! You punch her in the face...she falls to the ground...you get on top o her and start beating her face...people crowd around you all...You: You are such a bitch! You think you can take advantage of my brother and get away with it? You punch her a couple more times...you: you are the biggest slut in the world plus you are getting the shit beat out of you by a ___ year old girl! Don't look so tough now do you! You punch her again…you: You bitch! Never even think about talking to my brother again! None of them! Cause if I find out…I'll beat you again...you understand? Ashley: yes! You: nighty night bitch! You punch her and she passes out...you get off of her and take off running! You run back to the car...You: GO!! Nick: what did you do? You: Nothing! JUST GO!! Nick leaves...you look down at your hand and it was dripping blood...you hid it from nick...Nick: wats wrong with your hand...You: Nothing! He grabs it...You: Ow! Nick slams on his breaks...Nick: OH MY GOSH! What happened?! You: I BEAT ASHLEYS FACE!! Nick: You did what now! You: JOE PASSED OUT LAST NIGHT AND ASHLEY HAD SEX WITH HIM AND SHE WAS AT THE MALL AND I PUNCHED HER A COUPLE OF TIMES AND GOT IT THROUGH HER HEAD THAT SHE IS A BITCH...and I knocked her out! Nick: You did! You: I'm sorry! I was just trying to-Nick: don't apologize! I would of done the same if I was a girl! You: so you are not mad? Nick: that your blood or her blood? You: Both I think! Nick: No I'm not mad! He drives you home...You go inside and Joe sprints down the stairs and grabs your arm and drags you to the couch and sets you down...Joe: WHAT DID YOU DO! you: Uhhh...Joe: GARBO AND JOHN WERE AT THE MALL AND SAW EVERYTHING! DONT LIE TO ME! WHAT DID YOU DO! you: I gave Ashley a piece of my mind...and fist...Joe: oh my gosh! Garbo and John burst through the door...Garbo: TURN ON THE NEWS!! Now! Joe turns on the news and you were on it…your eyes widen! There's a picture of you on top of Ashley with your fist on her face...a video starts...it starts at where you walk up to her...joe pauses it...Joe: do I wanna watch this...You and Garbo: YES!! John: dude! Best chick fight ever!! Your sister is a beast! Joe plays it...you start lagging when you hit her...*end of video* Joe: OH MY GOSH (YN)!! You: I'm sorry!! Joe: I love you!! He hugs you...He let's go of you..Joe: Ew! Why is there blood on my shirt...you show him your right fist...Joe: Oh my gosh! He grabs your hand..You: OWW!! Joe: Is that your blood or her blood? You: both I think! Joe: come here...he takes you into the kitchen and puts your hand in the sink...he starts washing it...You: OWW OWW! stop! Joe: shut up you baby! Garbo nick and John go in there...they crowd around the sink...Joe dries your hand...Nick: Dude! She busted her knuckles from Ashley’s face! Joe: There really swollen! Garbo: can you bend them? You try to bend your fingers...You: I can't! John: Haha! Did she break her hand? Joe: I don't know!! Do I look like a doctor?! You: it hurts alot! Joe: should we take her to the hospital nick? Nick: uhhh...yea! Garbo: Haha! Good job J.J! John: You are a beast J.J! You: I know! Nick: Kevin! We have to take (YN) to the hospital! Kevin: what happened? Nick: tell you later! You all leave...you: why is Garbo and John coming too? Garbo: cause we are cool like that! You: yea...ok! You all get to the hospital! Doctor: what happened? You: I punched Ashley Greene in the face! Doctor: so that's who hit her and put her in this place…all the boys start laughing...You: yea...so can you just tell me if my hand is broke or not? Doctor: let's take you back for an X-ray! You go back for an x-ray and come back...about 30 mins later...Doctor: ok Ms. Jonas. You did break your hand…You all start dieing laughing! Doctor: wow! You are the only patient I have ever seen that is happy to break their hand? You: I have my reasons! Doctor: ok well we are gonna put a cast on it for 6 weeks...You: it's worth it! Doctor: what color cast? You: Green! The doctor goes out and comes back and puts a green cast on your arm...just under your elbow…and over your four fingers and not your thumb...Doctor: There...you can leave! You leave and when you get to the car you all start laughing again! Joes phone rings...Joe: uhh hello? Yes this is Joe? Uhhh hang on...he hands the phone to you...You: hello? WHO WILL IT BE?! :)
