tutorial on how to make the best insults

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Welp you read the title

So

To make the best insults ever

1.
You take a describing word or whatever it's called

2.
You take a curse word

3.
You take an animal or object or something

Examples (that I might add to if I think if more funny stuff) :

Terroristic dick chicken

Narcissistic ass llama

Dumpster shit waffle

Abominable fuck monkey

Sadomasochistic pussy shark

Autistic whore donkey

Retarded bitch horse

Extra:

Try to imagine all your thoughts are squeezed inside a cube and the cube is I'm a garden but the garden isn't real and the cube is made of nothing now imagine we're in a library and there's loads and loads of books and they represent the cube and the cube is actually you.

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