Intruder (Uzi x M Y/N

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Soooooo uhhhhhhh the reader is a male human if you are a female POOF your are a man check out your dick (it's invisible)

If you're not human than uhhhhh boom you're human now

If you're not human than uhhhhh boom you're human now

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Kill me already

Uhhhhh

I'm running out of shit to ramble about while I procrastinate to start writing

I'm gonna talk about stuff

Uhh

Pigeons are government spy drones

In fact

THEY'RE MURDER DRONES MUAHAHA

I just inhaled so much popcorn

I listened to music while writing this so don't mind if it's a lil funky cause I need some breaks

In those breaks I am:
Dancing
Singing
Lip syncing
Distracted
Being stupid
Snorting spaghetti
Eating shoes
Drinking sulphuric acid
Consuming glow stick fluid
Domestic terrorism

And I'm sick so I'm coughing up this disgusting shit

Weird how I got sick after I consumed that nasty ass sweet tea with the mysterious goo or whatever

Guess what

Supercalifragisticexpialodocious

Yummy 😋😋😋

That's what I said about your mom hehehaha

I need to kms

I got banned on roblox yesterday

It was a temporary ban

Guess what I did!!!!

Guess what I did!!!!

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Yum 🥰

I need to write already dammit

Btw I will make a sequel where I use the same half of it but I change the forbidden shimmy to be where Uzi fucks a girl bc I think someone asked for it

GUYS GUST GUST HISY GSIY GUYS GUSY GUS GUSY GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT NO WAY AHHHHHHH ODETARI RELEASED THE NEW SONG WITH 6ARELYHUMAN I'M SO HAPPY I'M FINNA CRY EEEEE AAAAA THENFJEJBDHRJWJR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM GO LISTEN TO GMFU RIGHT NOW IT'S THE BEST SONG EVER I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF

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