Y/n late for recording*: Where is my
charger?
Felix: In second drawer
Y/n: Where's my wallet?
Felix: In your bag
Y/n: Where is my phone??
Felix: In your hand!
Y/n:
Felix:
Y/n: You'd make a good wife.
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Seungmin: GOD DAMN IT I can't sing
Y/N: and Changbin is tall
Seungmin: what!
Y/N: sorry I thought we were telling each other things that aren't true
Changbin burst through the door: fucking rude
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Hyunjin: When do you usually go to sleep?
Y/n: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Y/N: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Felix: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Y/N: But you're always acting stupid?
Felix: ...
Felix: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Y/n: Nice rock.
Han: Thanks, Jeongin gave it to me.
Jeongin: I threw it at you!
Han: Isn't he the sweetest?
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Felix: How do you connect with a fictional
character?
Minho: What?
Chan: What?
Seungmin: What?
Y/n: *pulls up a 500 slides presentation* I'm glad you asked.
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Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Y/n : I think I rolled my eyes so hard that I saw the whole multiverse
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Y/N: your abs are showing felix
Felix pulls his top down
Y/N: UM NO PUT IT BACK I WAS ENJOYING THAT THANKS
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y/n: Would you take a bullet for me? Han: ...yes?
*Chan angrily burst into the room*
y/n: *running away* Great, thanks!
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Stay: So y/n who's the most attractive member?
Skz: *all listening in*
Y/n: its obviously me
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Ryujin: Don't date men they suck.
Y/n: okay I'll just date women.
Ryujin:....
Ryujin: well you we are my sister so-
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Felix: *singing his part for gods menu*
Y/n: *in a terrible deep voice* Cooking like a chef I'm a five star Michelin-
Felix: Please stop.
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Felix: I've been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Y/N: Wow. She sounds stupid.
Felix: But she's not. She's really smart actually.
Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Felix: I guess you're right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Felix: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over her head then, sorry Felix, but she's too dumb for you.
Felix: Y/N.
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y/n: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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