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Y/n : I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Bangchan , cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

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Minho: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Y/n : I photosynthesize with this.

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Felix: I feel like doing something stupid.
Y/n : I’m stupid, do me.

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Jisung, admiring a sleeping minho: You’re so cute.
Minho, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Jisung, lovingly: I know.

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Seungmin : I'm bored.
Y/n: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Seungmin : Sure!
Jeongin, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Changbin down!!

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Chan: How would you like your coffee?
Minho : As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Y/n, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Minho: This bloodline ends with me.
Y/n: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Felix: You look good in that hoodie.
Y/n: You know where else I'd look good?
Felix, zero hesitation: My bed.
Y/n , at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Y/n : Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Minho: Well Jisung and I-
Jisung: *elbows Minho*
Minho: ...wouldn't know.

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Felix: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Minho: Merry crisis.
Bangchan : Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Jeongin: Hoe hoe hoe.
Felix: Guys, please.

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Chan: So, what is y/n to you?
Hyunjin: The reason I wake up every morning.
Chan:...That's adorable.
Y/N earlier that morning, barging into Hyunjin's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Jisung: That shirt looks great, Y/N.
Y/n: Thanks.
Jisung: But I bet it would look even better on felix's floor.
Felix: Are you hitting on Y/N... for me?

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Seungmin: I told felix his ears flush when he lies.
Y/n: Why?
Seungmin: Look.
Seungmin: Hey felix do you love y/n?
Felix: *covers ears* No.
Y/n: "blushes*

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Felix and y/n casually minding their own business making brownies
Minho: um you missed an ingredient
Felix: what!
Minho: poison...
Y/n:
Felix:
Minho
Y/N: shoot we did
Felix: are you guys ok?

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