Chan: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Chan: What an idiot.
Chan: *realizes it's y/n*
Chan: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Han: sapnu puas.
Y/N: What language is that.
Chan: What??
Han: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Han was removed from the group chat*
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Bangchan : Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Seungmin : Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
Y/n in corner - what the hell is wrong with these two
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Bangchan: You have to apologize to Seungmin !
Y/n: Fine!
Y/n: Unfuck you, or whatever!
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Felix: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Y/n : It was autocorrect.
Felix: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Y/n: Yes.
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Minho: The floor is lava!
Jeongin: *helps Changbin onto the counter*
Chan : *kicks Seungmin off the sofa*
Y/n : *lays on the floor*
Minho: ...Are you okay?
Y/n : No.
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Changbin: I like your new pants!
Hyunjin: Thanks, they were 50 off!
Changbin: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. *winks*
Hyunjin: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Changbin: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Hyunjin: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Changbin.
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Jeongin: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Changbin: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.
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Y/n : I think I need a hug...
Felix: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Y/n : You... you can let go now.
Felix: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Jisung : Why doesn’t Minho find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Y/n : What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Jisung : *bites lip*
Y/n : ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Chan : So what are your political beliefs?
Jeongin, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Jisung: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Y/n : You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for minho.
Jisung, pointing their hot glue gun towards Y/n : You’re on thin fucking ice.
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*Y/n screaming on top of her lungs*
Y/n : ahhhhhbbdndnd ... i got my bias Jisung
Jisung*emotional*: Thank you for loving me.
Y/n in mind*: from NCT
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Y/n: I did something terrible.
Seungmin:Does it affect me?
Y/n: Well... no...
Seungmin:Then you can suffer in silence.
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Jeongin: *sees felix and Y/N together*
Jeongin: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Chan: You mean... you ship them
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Felix: Are we fighting or flirting?
Y/n: I'm pinning you against a wall with
my hand around your neck-
Felix: Your point?
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