Its gone. Its really gone.
I can't believe that Mark shAVED HIS SCRUFF. Yes, I love Mark for his personality, not looks. But he looks so god-damn cute!! Hes such a baby with no facial hair. Its been years since he was a pre - pubescent 23 year old.
"Mark, why did you shave?" I asked multiple times, while we were in the kitchen.
"Because..." He said with some sass.
I raised an eyebrow, giving a glare. "Really?"
"Okay so I had a dream where I was shaving and I shaved my whole face off..."
"You see, this is what you get for playing horror games. You get these weird dreams." I start to giggle.
"So nice of you!!!" Mark said coming up to me from behind. He started to kiss my neck ever so gently.
"Mark...please don't do this now..." I whisper.
"You guys need a room?" Tyler asked leaning against the counter - top. Both of us immediately adjust ourselves.
"Sorry. You guys ready?" Mark asked. Tyler, Wade and Molly came to L.A for the week to do some fun things. Aaaaaand that they haven't been here for a long time.
*The Spongebob voice that does the ______ hours later thingy* Several Hours Later.
Man I hope this accountant doesn't... JEW me out of my money. *badum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum badum* Sorry I'm watching Game Grumps.
An hour in the stream and a fan asks the question I've been asking Mark since this morning.
"@/im_uncanny asks what made you decide to shave?" Shout out to this WONDERFUL girl who asked.
"Uhhh I don't know if I had a dream. It was very weird. I had a dream- I had a uhh. I had a bizzare- I talked about shaving the day before and with (Y/N) this morning. And then I had a really bizzare dream that I was aggressively shaving my beard. And then I was like cutting up my face and blood was everywhere. I was like-"
"You only get so many." Tyler interrupted.
"Yeah and then I woke up and I was like "Oh god, I gotta shave or somethin'" and also I had a- WHY?? WHAT- ITS LAVA!" Mark interrupted himself, screaming at Wade. He died from the lava level that was really easy to beat.
"I- thou- uhhh- uhh- I thought...there was a thing there...that was there..." Wade said.
"It was the- not there because it was gonna spawn. You did the thing- God, yes!" Mark said pointing at the restart point.
"Alright. So- uhh...that's pretty much all I do, is just like. I did that because I felt like shaving and also I haven't shaved in forever. So I figured, why not? I look like- I'm twelve again. Great."
I start to laugh hysterically and Mark turns around.
"Hey, shuddup!! Or I'll do it again!" He threatened.
"Okay....Okay. I'm sorry..." I ran out of breath from laughing because it was true.
"So yeah, it's been awhile and I decided to...ya know.."
The boys were having too much fun and I decided to go to Suzy
"Hey Suzy. Wheres Arin and them?" I asked.
"Oh, hi (Y/N)!! Arin and Danny are recording Bloodborn. Ross is at home helping Holly. And Barry and Kevin are busy editing. Well Barry's watching Sailor Moon."
"fihhhhting evil by muuuunlihht... winnnin luv by dayyylihhhht... na na na na na na na na... she is the one name saiLOR MOON!!" Barry sang to himself.
Suzy and I started giggling.
"Heeeyyy!.... donut judddge me...." He said. I could tell he was waaaay tired.
"So...how are you and Mark?" Suzy asks.
"We're great!! Dealing with that bundle of joy for 3 years is actually great..."
The recording room opened and Danny and Arin came out.
"What's shacka lackin' ladies?" Arin asked.
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Hellllloooooo. So sorry for ending it there. Today was my last day of school and I'm so tired. Yes, I am a fan of Grumpy Gamers. And the entire thing of Mark answering the question from the livestream was copied from word from word... So WHO'S EXCITED FOR SUMMER??? Well, depending on where you live. Cuz I am!!! Okay... I gotta go now... Too tired to...typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Jkjk. Until next time. Bye.
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