Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q. How do blond brain cells die?
A. Alone.
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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