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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman:Why aren't you thin?Man: Why aren't you married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
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