you aren't best friends if you don't flirt a little

4

"can y'all shut up for a little bit" will screams at me and hammy.
"how about no you little hoe" hammy screams back.
"ooooh got 'em" i start dying.
DING DONG
"who the fuck be at the door this early" hammy says.
"boy you were here at 5 in the morning" i say.
"but you were up" he says back.
"just shut up and get the door" i say.
"no you get it" he screams.
"how about you both get it" will screams.
"fine" i start walking to the door with hammy following. there's another ring and that earns a groan from ham. i open the door and see leo and mal making out. with matt standing next to them looking disgusted. i start dying laughing. leo stops and flips me off and then goes right back to making out. matt fake gags. i start dying laughing and i go to fall on the ground and ham grabs me by the waist and holds me up. i take that as a opportunity to jump on him and he holds me while i'm still dying laughing.
"can you shut the fuck up and just go inside" leo complains after finally pulling away from mal.
"why are we making fun of you making out" i laugh.
"wait that rhymes" ham laughs.
"anna get in here" will screams.
"god what now hoe" ham screams. i start dying laughing again. ham walks inside with me still holding onto him. matt walks behind us and is making faces at me. i start giggling. leo and mal are all lovey dovey.
we get inside and we all sit down on the couch. i'm on hams lap and mals on leo's lap.
"anna mom says we have to leave thursday" will states.
"for what"hammy asks.
"i have my cheer nationals this weekend" i say pulling back looking at him.
"you never told us how rude. and why does will get to go and i don't" he asks tickling me.
"well you can go we have 5 extra tickets" will states.
"well all of y'all could go except for you" i point at leo.
"aw are you mad i'm not dating you" he smirks.
"you did not" mal says angry.
"aw is the bitch mad" hammy smirks.
"ooooh got 'em" i giggle.
"y'all just shut up" will screams.
"well for your information me and val are already going cause anna was to slow to ask us" mal says.
"well god the bitch is mad" hammy says and i slap his chest. i climb off hams lap and i run into the kitchen. i start looking in the pantry for a pop tart. i turn around once i find one and almost die. i see mal kiss matt but he pulls away. my knees go numb and i fall. they both quit and look at me. i get up quickly and run out and see leo watching from outside of the kitchen. he has tears in his eyes. i run over and hug him. we go back to the living room still hugging. i mouth to hammy and will 'i'm taking him upstairs we will be back in a minute'. hammy mouths back 'why'. i mouth back 'i'll tell you later just get her out' and he nods his head. me and leo go upstairs and go to my room. i just sit there holding him. he really was in love with her. after a couple minutes he was ready to go back downstairs.
"now listen if he is down there you can't be mad at him, he didn't do anything" i say wiping his tears.
"i know i won't i just can't believe she would do that" he says.
"i know i know let's go back down" i say rubbing his back. he just nods and we head downstairs. matt is down there with his head in his hands.
"hey" leo says quietly.
"can we uh talk" matt says while looking up at him.
"sure" we all go upstairs while they talk downstairs. we go and sit in my room. hammy sits on my bed and pats his lap for me to sit in. will beats me to it and sits down. hammy pushes him off and calls me over again. i sit down and laugh at will.
"what's going on between y'all" will asks.
"we started dating last week" ham says.
"and y'all didn't tell me" wills says looking at me.
"nope" ham says.
"i don't believe it" will says.
"why not" ham asks.
"cause y'all would of told us and anna would be talking" he says.
"but we are" i say.
"then kiss" will says.
"okay" ham says.
we both lean in to kiss but i turn my head and he kisses my cheek. we've had this plan since we became close.
"ha i knew it" will screams.
we just mess around for a little bit until we head back downstairs. we all keep messing around until i'm hungry again.
"i'm hungry" i say.
"fatass" will says.
"shut up hoe" hammy says while pulling me on his lap.
"oh sorry forgot y'all were a thing" will says.
"since when" leo asks looking over at us.
"last week" i say.
"so i meant nothing to you" matt yells.
"what does he mean" ham asks.
"nothing ham don't worry, matt can we just go talk outside" i ask.
"no we can talk here, me and anna kissed we kissed and i thought i meant something to you" he yells.
"wait y'all kissed" will says.
"oh shit it's going down" leo says.
"anna what day was this" ham asks.
"tuesday" i say quietly.
"and to think you liked me" matt says.
"i asked you out wednesday, how could you kiss him and then say yes to me" ham yells.
i flinch and run out acting like i'm crying. i run back in.
"and scene" i say bowing.
"the fuck y'all talking bout scene" leo yells.
"it all fake we didn't kiss" matt says.
"and we aren't dating" ham says.
"gotcha fuckerrrr" i flip him off.
i run over and sit in hams lap again.

AUTHORS NOTE
sorry haven't updated in a while. i've had wedding duties. we good now and i'm on vacay so i got a bunch of free time. anyways how are y'all liking this story. i wanted to add some drama to this group.

luv yall!