First Day

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by BigDDavey

by BigDDavey

Jacks POV:

BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
Jack wakes up to the sound of his alarm clock and quickly picks it up and throws it, braking it
"God damnit..." Jack said with a tired voice as he got up and got ready for work and when he got there he walked in and saw a phone headed man with a black suit

S "Hello there employee! What's your name?"
J "Jack"
S "Well employee, the first thing we need for you to do is pass out cakes and pizzas"
J "....Are you aware of the fact your head is a phone.."
S "yes.. I am very aware-"
J "Jussst checking"
S "Just go do your hecking job..."
J "right-e-o!"

When Jack got to the safe room he felt weird.. the room smelled like dry blood and sweat and it was very dry and moist at the same time (don't ask me how) then a voice with a New York accent "Why hello there, Old sport" I turn to see a tall man with purple skin and a long neck- oddly enough
J "Uh- w-who are you?"
D "Dave Miller!"
J "Ok well I'm Jack-"
D "Ok, so old Sport...I have a question...."
J "...what is it?"
D "I want you to kill 5 kiddens for me :3"
J "....why would I do that..."
D "I'll take ya to Vegas"
J "hmmmm....Oki :]"

(I know it's short and bad but I'm not the best writer in the world
Thx for reading ily /p!! :3)
Word count: 258