I took over a year off and cut you bitches some
slack... (Art by me<3)*Dave pulls you into a strip club (again)* "C'mon sportsy!! Pussy's ain't gonna fuck 'em selfs!" *Dave says all giddy* "Dave...ever scene we got to vagus all you've wanted to do is fuck strippers, it's getting old" "C'mon!! Live a little! I'll even let you fuck male whores this time!!" *Dave smirks at the thought* "No Dave" *Jack replied annoyed* "Non-binary holes??" "DAVE I SWEAR TO-*sigh* Dave...ily /p but strip clubs are gettin' old..." *Dave gasps* "NUH-HUH!! FINE!! ILL GO FUCK SOMEONE MYSELF!!" *he runs off* "you do you pall"
*Dave goes over to a white haird pale girl with eye bags and a play boy bunny tattoo*
"Heeyyy~~ Nice uh- tits~" (Dave's the rizzler /srs) *She smiles* "thanks~" (Time skip because my ass is to aslsxual to write smut) *Right smack dab in the middle of Dave plowing emo slutty Mrs.Claws Jack walks in drunk as hell* "Heyyyy Davey~" *Jack pushes #1 Ayesha stan off of Dave and gets on top of him and starts to rail his ass* "J-Jack!~ Fuck!!~ w-what are you d-doing!!~" *Dave says trying to catch his breath* "I don't know...but it feels right~" *Jack keeps shoving his dick in-and-out of Dave's ass as the girly keeps watching because she's into porn and shit so she takes out her camera and records this*
(Anyway I'm done...sorry for the trauma <3)
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