Ok my friend came up with this and I just had to write it so credits to him🫶 and this is kinda smutt??? Kinda not??? Idk
Jacks POV:
I walk in the safe room and I feel like shit...I got black out drunk yesterday and I'm sore everywhere, just then I get pinned against the wall with my hands pined above my head
J "W-WHAT THE HELL??"
D "Hey sexy~" Daves wearing a maid dress and cat ears and has fishnets on his legs
J "Dave- wtf happened to you- it looks like a E-girl threw up on you-"
D "hehe...I wish"
J "What-" before Jack could finish Dave put his finger on Jacks mouth
D "shhhhh~ that's not important~"
Dave starts to kiss Jack and then they start to make out roughly and then they do the non PG-13 making out and then a bad 3D t-posing Mickey Mouse appears out of no where(Art made by me🙊 I can't draw I swear)
M "Hello there everybody!"
J and D "MICKEY MOUSE???!!????"
Then 1000 of tweek from South Park just start busting through the door riding a carThe tweeks gang up on Mickey Mouse then they start bare knuckle fighting as Dave and Jack go back to making out 😭
(This is chaotic and I'm loosing my mind...I'm not drunk I swear- bye y'all!!)
Word count: 235
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