Mikey: GERARD I HATE YOU WHY CANT YOU TAKE ANYTHING SERJOEULY . THATS THE MAN THAT GOT ME PREGANT! I HAD TO HIDE THIS SECRET AWAY FROM KRISTEN! AND THE MCR FANDOM! THEY SHIP PETEKEY! THERE'#S A PETEKEYISM INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT!;! I CANT LET THEM FALL INTO THIS?!??
*the whole crowd goes silent*
Mikey: fuck
That's it.
*Kills all with dildo*
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Ok I'm gonna go play roblox.
