Summer Lovin' (Male OC! x reader) Gravity Falls Fanfiction

Gnomes and Tour Time

(Y/N) POV:

Throughout the week, Dipper had been following Mabel and her new boyfriend, Norman, around. I too went along with him out of concern for my sister. So far our evidence didn't seem conclusive. We did try to convince her that something was wrong with Norman but she wouldn't hear of it.

When we went to go rescue Mabel, our guess was way off. Norman wasn't a zombie. He was a bunch of gnomes who wanted to marry her! As the protective older sister I am, HELL NO! THEY'D HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME BEFORE THAT EVER HAPPENED!!!

So now, we were fleeing in the Mystery Shack golf cart from a giant gnome monster.

"Faster!" Mabel screamed as I drove the cart.

"I'm trying but this thing can only go so fast!" I yelled back. 

"Try flooring it!" Dipper yelled.

"Dude, the peddle IS already pressed against the floor! This isn't a sports car!" I yelled back.

The gnome monster launched a ball of gnomes at us. I threw off one that had started chewing my arm. You wouldn't think gnomes had sharp teeth but surprise, they felt like knives against my skin! Dipper and Mabel fended off the other gnomes with a shovel and bat Soos had given me and Dipper earlier.

"Look out!" Mabel cried as a tree fell in front of us. 

Luckily, it left a gap I could drive under. I hit the breaks hard though which made the cart flip onto its side. Luckily on my side so Mabel and Dipper didn't get too hurt, due to me breaking their fall. 

The three of us crawled out from under the cart to see the gnome monster standing over us. Dammit. 

"Listen, if you want to get to my younger sister or brother, you're going to have to through me first buster!" I yelled, picking up the bat and holding it in front of me as I stood in front of Dipper and Mabel.

"That can be arranged!" the leader, I think Jeff, said. Before I had a chance to react, the monster grabbed me and held me in it's fist. Which was very weird since it was made up of smaller gnomes.

"Marry us Mabel, otherwise it's the end of the line for your sister!" Jeff told her. The first tightened around me for emphasis, making me flinch.

"Mabel, don't you dare!" I told her.

"I gotta do it," Mabel said, walking up.

"Mabel!" Dipper and I yelled.

"Trust me," she said. I knew that gleam, she had a plan. I gave her a nod.

"First, let my sister go. Then I'll marry you," she told them.

"Hot dog!" 

The gnomes released me, making me fall to the ground harshly. Dipper ran up to check on me as Jeff made his way down the gnome monster. Dipper and me shared a concerned look as we watched to see what'd Mabel would do. The creepy little gnome put the ring on Mabel's finger.

"You may now kiss the bride," she told him.

"Well, don't mind if I do!" Jeff leaned in to kiss Mabel.

Mabel reached behind her and took out the leaf blower before he could kiss her. Jeff stepped back in fright before he got sucked up into the leaf blower.

"That's for lying to me!" she cranked up the blower, getting Jeff more stuck, "And that's for breaking my heart!"

Dipper and I walked up behind her to help her finish this.

"And this is for messing with my brother and sister! Wanna do the honors?" she asked, aiming at the gnome monster.

"Oh with pleasure," I said.