Splatoon 3 Drizzle Squad Shenanigans [FINISHED]

Drizzle squad welcoming !

Stephanie : Yo everyone ! What's up ? Welcome in the drizzle squad, the most chaotic and thrilling group of cephalopods in all the Splatlands ! I'm Stephanie aka the big-money man-o'-wardrobe regular, I go by she/her (but I don't mind he/him pronouns sometimes) and I'm a butch lesbian. That's all you need to know !

Veronika : Let's not forget your great ability to cause trouble EVERYWHERE you go.

Stephanie : Instead of spreading COMPLETELY false informations about me you should present yourself !

Veronika : Yeah, yeah. Anyways, I'm Veronika. I use she/they pronouns, I'm pansexual because gender is fake and I'm a third-gen ringleader.

Stephanie : Man, that was fast !

Veronika : Well, you have something to say about that ? *take out weapon, menacing*

Stephanie : YES ! It's impossible to talk with ya ! But I like it from ya~

Veronika : *blush* You better shut up...

Hiro/Anemone : *separate the two*

Hiro : Let's not fight already okay ? We know you both have hot temper and when you met, you start a fire.

Anemone : *whisper* More like fire of romantic passion. Niak niak !

Veronika : SAY THAT AGAIN  AND YOU'RE SPLATTED !

Stephanie : YES, SAY THAT AGAIN BUT LOUDER ! *get hit by Veronika*

Anemone : *smirking* 

Hiro : *sigh* Here we go again... But hey ! Welcome ! My name's Hiro, I go by he/him and I'm aroace so please respect that. Just an inkless office drone !

Anemone : *manage to escape from Stephanie and Veronika* And I'm Anemone, the best and number one squid in splatville ! She/her, bisexual mess and southpaw champ.

Calamar : Also someone who likes to be in trouble, am I right ? *pat Anemone on the head*

Anemone : Yes !

Calamar : She's also my sister, while I'm Calamar, an attention-seeking bass dropper. I use they/them pronouns and if it sounds gay, then I'm in. Anywhere, anytime.

Anemone : Who wouldn't though?

Calamar : Good question. I don't have an answer.

Yarrwal : An EXCELLENT question you mean ! Sup' my dudes, I'm Yarrwal, one of the freshest octo around. I'm transgender so please use he/him pronouns towards me and I'm RaInBoW too.

Takotruck : Indeed. Hi everyone, I'm Takotruck but Tako for short is perfectly okay. Clocked-out turf warrior, she/her pronouns and a proud but kind of shy lesbian.

Kayoss : But like, can you really ask this question ? Isn't everyone in this city is gay/queer ?

Hiro : Completely queer.

Yarrwal : And chaotic, and crazy, but cool !

Stephanie : *run* And full of murderers where Veronika belongs ! Kayoss, just let's get this over with before someone (especially me) get splatted !

Veronika : It's not my fault if you always manage to make me mad ! 

Stephanie : But you're cute like that !

Hiro/Anemone : *separate the two AGAIN*

Calamar/Yarrwal : *give the side eye/confuse look*

Kayoss : Yeaaaaaah... I'm gonna end this. The name's Kayoss, a loyal Splatville's fashionista who's ace, grey romo and bi. He/they if possible. Hope you'll enjoy our shenanigans.

Stephanie : Yup ! See ya soon !