shrek was devastated.
the love of his life (or so he thought) fiona had just broken up with him - and now he was nothing more than an ugly green chunk sitting in levanter flower shop, trying to figure out if she would like flowers or not.
"hey~"
shrek looks up, startled. in front of him was the finest man he'd ever seen, his features seemingly crafted by the gods, his fluffy hair gently falling on his face, his pretty lips curved up in a smile (help me)
"what's a handsome ogre like you doing here, moping around?"
shrek struggles to hold back his tears. he had to be strong...
"m-my girlfriend b-broke up with m-me last n-night. sh-she was lesbian!"
he cries out in despair. did those 34 months mean nothing to fiona? could she not have told him that she was dating karina from æspa before they got serious?
"aw, that's rough buddy (if u know u know)" the stranger replies, "my name's hyunjin. if you meet me at jay why pee papi café tomorrow, I know how to make you feel better~"
shrek could feel his green heart beating faster. could this be love at first sight?
