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Duff McKagan X bleach

This has been requested by myself. This is very fucked up, dont say I didn't warn you.

Duff POV

I uneasily roll around in bed.

I was having nightmares about Axl stealing all my bleach and burning every bottle until no more bottles were left. I wake up, super scared. I quickly get up and run over to the bathroom, opening the top draw.

Phew.

My bleach is still there.

I pick up the bottle and cradle it in my arms, kissing it's lid and holding it close to my chest. "I love you so much," I whisper to the bottle of bleach. I decide that it's finally time for some fun with my bleach and a wicked smile creeps across my face.

I throw the bottle on my bed and get to top of it, attacking it with wet kisses. The bottle blushes madly and I lick it aggressively. I screw off the lid and insert my dick into the hole. I don't need to take off any clothes cuz I sleep naked. I try to thrust in and out of the bottle, griping it tightly, but my dick is too fat so it gets stuck inside of the bottle.

"Too fat for me, Duff?" The bottle laughs.

I start to cry, embarrassed. Axl walks in, holding a saw, suddenly way taller than me. Oh yeah, I'm sitting on my bed. Of course he'd seem taller than me, but if I stood up, I'd be the tallest in the room. He saws off my dick and I cry, not because it hurts, but because it means I can't fuck my bleach bottles anymore. Axl walks out of my room, taking my severed dick and the bottle with him.

"Nooooo I want my bleach bottle!" I complain, screaming like a little girl. Axl walks back in and throws the bottle at my head, the dick rattling around in it. Bleach spills onto me and my bed and I cry myself to sleep.