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Mischa: Noel , you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Noel , naked in Mischa's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Mischa, already taking off their clothes: F***... Me neither.

Jane: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Noel :
Noel : I'm gonna tell them.
Ocean : Don't you dare.

Noel : We need a diversion. I say Mischa gets naked.
Ocean: No.
Noel : I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!

Mischa: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Noel : Nope, there's 26.
Mischa: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Noel : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Mischa: You'll get the D later ;).

Ricky: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am s**ier than you.

Noel : Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Jane: What kind of Subway are you going to?
Ricky: Substitute teachers deal with so much s***.
Mischa: Guys.

Constance: How do you tell someone that you wanna have s** with them in a polite way?
Noel : Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in s**ual activities with you?
Jane: What is wrong with you two?

Ocean : I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Mischa: I LIKE OREOS AND P****-

Ocean : You look good in that hoodie.
Jane: You know where else I'd look good?
Ocean , zero hesitation: My bed.
Jane, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Noel : I am not a whore, and, not that I've done the math, but, if I were, I'd be the super cla**y kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

Noel : There. How do I look?
Ocean : Like a cheap French harlot.
Noel : French :)

Ocean : When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Jane: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Ocean : Holy moly-

Ocean : Bro, I had a dream we f***ed.
Jane: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Ocean : Huh, gay, I wouldn't f*** you.
Jane: You wouldn't?
Ocean : I mean, unless you want to-

Noel : Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.
Ocean : Go to church.
Ocean : WAIT—

Mischa: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Noel : You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Ricky: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Constance: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Noel : Wow, Mischa, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Mischa: We literally slept together yesterday.
Noel : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Constance: If it's any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
Ocean : Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

Ocean : Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Jane, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Constance: Wow, Ocean  was late too! What a coincidence!

Jane, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Constance: Ocean 's in the kitchen.

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