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Noel: Bonjour, Ocean . Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Ocean : No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Noel: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Mischa: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Noel: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
Mischa: Seize the dick.

Noel: I am so horny and angry all the time.

Ocean : I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Ocean : *sucking on a popsicle*
Mischa: Pfft, you practicing for when Jane gets here?
Ocean : *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Mischa: *Concern*

Ocean : Talk dirty to me~
Jane: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Ocean : Wha-
Jane: The economy is in shambles.

Jane: What's sexting?
Ricky: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Mischa: I put the pun in punishment.
Ricky: I put the top in unstoppable.
Jane: I put the cute in execute.
Ocean : I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Constance : I put the ass in class.
Noel: I put the D in Mischa.

Ricky: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

Jane: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Ocean : Hi, I'm 'things'.

Noel: What's the announcement, Ocean ?
Ocean : It's a lecture. Jane's gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Ricky: It should be an enjoyable 20 seconds.

Mischa: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I'd get way too into it.
Noel: What- how?
Mischa: You'd be like "come to bed ... Mr. President" and I'd be like, "I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18."

*at the supermarket*
Mischa: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil." <br>Mischa:
Mischa: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.

Jane: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Ocean : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.

Noel: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

Ocean : I like your new pants!
Jane: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Ocean : I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Jane: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Ocean : Thats's... not what I meant.
Jane: That's a terrible way to run a business, Ocean .

Noel: What are you in the mood for?
Mischa: World domination.
Noel: That's a bit ambitious.
Mischa: You are my world.
Noel: Aww...
Mischa:
Noel:
Mischa:
Noel: OH.

Ocean : It'll be fun.
Ocean : We'll make a day of it.
Ocean : Come on you punk bitch.
Jane: I can't believe I have to say this.
Jane: I don't have time to get tested for std's with you tomorrow.

Ocean : I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Constance , snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Jane, deadpanning at Constance : Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Noel: I like your top, Jane!
Ocean : I have a name, you know.
Jane: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

Noel: Don't preach to me about romance, Ocean . I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

Ricky: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."