𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐏 , 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋

𝙨𝙤𝙖𝙥

INSOMNIA affects one in three people worldwide, about ten percent of adults meet the criteria for insomnia, including Cornelius or Tyler or Jack.. honestly he didn't remember his name at this point. We will call the narrator of this story, Jack — nice to meet you reader, maybe throughout this you'll realize why I'm confused. There are five main characters, with me included, in this. Annie, Marla, William, and Tyler Durden. We all have one thing in common, in our own special way we have problems with ourselves that we deal with in our own way. Having problems with sleeping at night, I decided to start to go to these meetings for testicular cancer, that's where I met Bob and cried in his bitch tits before sleeping like a baby that night. I don't actually have testicular cancer but this was my coping mechanism and.. no one else knew. It was amazing for me, I was finally getting a good nights sleep for seven days a week before Marla Singer ruined it all for me — she was fraud, she didn't even have cancer. Everything just went downhill, Annie Olsen came into my life and then Tyler Durden appeared. Maybe I'm revealing too much but it's a cautionary tale, don't start ***** ***** without even knowing you did. William Ulrich is important too but... his ending is a sad one. Just, don't talk about ***** ****.

"DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME"
cast of soap!

ANNIE OLSEN
played by chloë sevigny

WILLIAM ULRICH
played by aaron paul

THE NARRATOR
played by edward norton

TYLER DURDEN
played by heath ledger

MARLA SINGER
played by helena bonham carter

and the rest of
the cast as their
respective roles

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

"I WANT YOU TO HIT ME... AS HARD AS YOU CAN"

"WHAT....?"

tags! stedebonnetsteacup  , dannyshearts , -TEDDYHASBEARS , ilovebilleandmyself , writtenbymad
warnings! this story will feature... adult language, drug use, alcohol use, violence, dangerous situations, manipulation, unreliable narrator, smut, death, spoilers for fight club the movie, and more. reader discretion is advised...
copyright! ©designersadness, 2023 — I only own annie and william, their backgrounds, and any other situations added. fight club does not belong to me.
author's notes! trying out a new layout that I like more. hope everyone enjoys this! recast of tyler cause brad pitt is weird. cover made by lazylangdon