Where is our heaven hiding

The Fall

The last thing you can remember before you woke up is hitting a tree with your car. During your life you were a simp, fictional, real it didn't matter you had a crush on the most unconventional people. "I know I'm dead but where am I?"

All you could see around you were cages and carnival shit. "Is the afterlife a carnival?" It was kinda freaky and loud but you sort of enjoyed it, the creepy amused you.

"Loitering is against the rules." A voice behind you spoke, rules what rules? "How many rules are there?" "Six hundred sixty six of them and they all must be followed."

Wait.....three sixes....."I'm in hell?!" "Fast learner I shouldn't have to worry about you much sinner." You looked away for a moment but when you looked back at the figure he was gone.

"Hell is a carnival huh...this ought to be interesting." The more you walked around the more you were confused, if you were in hell where were all the sinners? This place is empty.

"Screw this I need to find someone, preferably someone cute." As you turned a corner a girl sat in a booth "Information for a Kiss"

"I'm in hell she's not going to tell me anything. I'd have better luck asking a carnie." "Win the game win a lover, no losers everyone wins!"

The carnie shouting looked like the bad guy from 'Boxtrolls' but with a lizard-like appearance and a face only a mother could love. "Eh worth a shot hopefully he's not the prize."