How Bad You Can Be (Oncler x Lorax)

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Long ago when skies were blue as crystals, the air was sweet and trees grew everywhere. There lived a tall and lean man, his features were fair like porcelain. His hair was dark like midnight and his name was The Oncler. He longed for a dream that he would be successful and prove to his always disapproving family that he was worth something. However he was never enough no matter what he did, but that change when he saw the truffla trees and little did he know he would also meet the love of his life within the same forest. Then the light of his life, the god and the ruler of all the trees, He fell down from the heavens above no one was expecting his sudden arrival. He was very powerful God that made Posidean quiver in shame and fear. You take his trees, he'll take your knees and feast on your liver and kidneys. He'll know when you cut a tree because your hands would be stained with mother nature's blood and he'll seek vengeance. His fierceful power was like acid rain poured like a heavy storm, from the skies lightning struck all along the horizon, The legendary myth's name was... THE LORAX.