In the beginning there was darkness. Then came Lord Doitsu. Lord Doitsu saw the darkness and said ES WERDE LICHT! And there was light. And he then proceeded to create the universe.
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In the beginning
In the beginning there was darkness. Then came Lord Doitsu. Lord Doitsu saw the darkness and said ES WERDE LICHT! And there was light. And he then proceeded to create the universe.
