Long, long ago the Italians were attacked by the British who were sent by eyebrowed one to lead them down the path of sin with his evil scones. In their time of need first prophet Veneziano traveled to the church of Doitsu. He offered the three sacred items of potato, wurst, and beer to form the holy trinity. He then prayed and Doitsu appeared. He then bestowed a gift upon the prophet and all the Italians.
On the day the British and the eyebrowed one came the Italians were able to use the gift Doitsu gave them and ran the hell out of there. And to this day the Italians always use this gift and wave their white flags and cry as a symbol of the shine Doitsu gave them that day.
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The bible of Doitsu
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