As according to the ancient prophecies, Doitsu came to Earth as Holy Roman Empire, birthed from virgin mother Elizabeta after she broke up with her boyfriend *Roderich. Elizabeta (also known as Mother Eliza) is sometimes called the patron saint of frying pans. When HRE was born, he shone so bright that only true believers could look at him. People saw the shine go up like a beam in the sky. When Holy Roman Empire got older, he met Preußen, Sister Coral, Veneziano, Doitsa, Iggy, Francis, Yao, Vanya, Matthew, Alfred, Honda, Grandpa Rome, and Germania.
*Roderich was an Anti-Doitsuist
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The bible of Doitsu
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