Toxic (Cartman x male reader)

Chapter 2 - Tasty memories

(This chapter has cannibalism and the song on top is also about cannibalism I love Rammstein sm it's one of my fav bands)

Your POV:

I was still in my week of being suspended and grounded, so I decided to write something on my diary. 2 sweet memories I love and will never forget.

I went to my guitar case (a very great place for me to hide shit) and took it out. Time to write.

Dear diary, im so bored just gonna write 2 amazing memories I had. The first one is when I ate someone for the very first time, he tasted delicious.

It was from last year. The person I ate was my math teacher, mr. Miller. I hate him so much he's a mean teacher like Mr.Garrison. He's mostly mean to me. There's one time I threw up in class and he yelled at me.

We were at an airport and flying to Washington DC for some reason I don't know, but he does. He never told me. But we knew that we're obviously gonna come back to home Colorado.

As we were flying, the plane wasn't doing well and was about to crash. Everybody was panicking. When the plane exploded, me and Mr.Miller were the only survivors. We landed at the ocean, which thankfully we held to the wing of the plane, and it swam to an island.

(FLASHBACK)

"Oh no... we're stuck here... No food.. No water... No paradise... WE'RE GONNA DIE HERE!!" Mr.Miller dramatically complained.

You pretended to feel sorry and looked at him with a sympathetic expression. You walked to him and placed your hand on his shoulder.

"It's okay if we don't have food... We still have each other." You stated.

"Yeah.." he said. But it was not what he think. You pulled out a knife and started chasing him. He was super tired of running that he accidentally fell, making it easier to get to him. You stabbed his screaming body. He tries to get out your grip but you were stronger and held him as your other hand continues to stab and slit until his last breath.

Finally, you have food.

You stripped the clothing off and sliced the man's back. You took a bite of his flesh. Unexpectedly, he tasted like a very good cooked beef. You haven't had anything good in a long time, you were so thankful.

You smiled.

(4 weeks later...)

You saw a rescue helicopter in the air. You quickly went out in the front, created fire with sticks and logs, and started waving with both hands. It noticed you and stopped near you, pulling a latter down. You climb up and the pilot of the helicopter recognized you and knew you were going to Washington with your teacher since he's Mr.Miller's friend. Although, he was confused of why he wasn't with you.

"Where's your teacher Mr.Miller, Y/N?" He asked. You took a moment for a very realistic lie. "Uhh.. I'm sorry but he was bitten by a snake so he didn't survive..." you sighed, "sadly."

That's how you got away with it. Mr.Miller was believed that he was bitten by a snake and never found. Nobody knows that you were responsible for it.

Another memory is also last year after I ate Mr.Miller. We were at a summer camp and there's this one bitch I hate because she was mean to me. Her name's Cindy.

One time, we were gonna practice saving a drowning person. We were at a wooded bridge thingy and boys were in the right while girls in the left. We were in a line and the camping ranger was right in the middle giving us instructions without teaching us how to swim.

Yes, friends and classmates were with me. Eric, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Craig, Tweek, Pip (idk why ppl are mean to him), Clyde, token, Wendy, Bebe, Heidi (Eric's ex gf), and others.

They were all wearing swim suits. Basically the same as their gender. Boys were shirtless and wearing blue trunks and the girls wore orange swimsuits.

But.. I was wearing a longer (color) trunk and a shirt cuz I didn't want to show my body.. it's awkward.

(Ok this part is basically a scene from Addams family values so Ima put the video lmao)
Wednesday - you
Amanda(blonde hair girl) - Cindy

(FLASHBACK)

The ranger blew the whistle and gave instructions and again, not teaching how to swim. Which is kinda dumb. He decided to select a boy and a girl whoever's in front, so you and Cindy were selected.

"Cindy? Y/N?"

You both went and stood next to each other, facing the lake.

"Is that your bathing suit?" She asked, sounding cocky.
"Is that your overbite?" You asked.

"Now one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our life savor!!" The ranger said cheerfully.

"I'll be the victim!" Cindy said.
"All your life." You responded.
"I'm going to be an actress."

"Brava! now Cindy, jump in. Swim out a few yards and start drowning."

Sooo, here's how it went. Cindy jumped to the lake and everyone watched.

"Help me! Help me! I'm drowning! Help me! I'm dying....!" Cindy held her breath and started sinking.

"I can't swim." You said.

The ranger's cheerful face faded and Cartman was looking at you with a face that's about to laugh the shit out of a person getting drowned. Everyone else just watched as Cindy drowned.

That was obviously hilarious and that bitch got what she deserved. Now she didn't die, she just drowned and was saved because the ranger gave her CPR.

So kindly watch who you fuck with.

I was having a little bit of fun while writing this because those happy memories are just playing through my head. I closed my diary and put it back into my guitar case and lay down on my bed.