Everyone was now standing shocked on the turn of events! I mean who could have expected that!?
As Dazai and Jack were kissing, suddenly someone from the crowd shouted....
"IAM OGER."
Everyone turned too see who this person was...!
Oh shit...it was fucking Shrek
A little something about Shrek he was Jacks ex, but..at the same time not really since they never broke up...
Hold up let me explain gays.
So Jack and Shrek was a very happy couple, They always went out for dates and mud baths and allat shit Yk? Yeah I think you know.
"*Flashback crazy shit wooo*"
"Shrek did you pack everything for the trip too the beach?" Jack said with enthusiasm.
"Yes I did don't worry!" Shrek replied in a hot sexy voice, it was one of the reasons Jack fell for shrek, other than his maggot looking ears and his crushed looking nose.
They were now off too the beach ready too have what seemed too them
"the most perfect day ever"
Or so they thought.
Shrek and Jack were having fun at the beach! Drinking from coconuts, swimming in the ocean and watching the sunset....it was truly beautiful for the both of them. They thought nothing could go wrong since everything was going right.
Jack and Shrek were in there little beachouse cuddling by the fire, Shrek than stood up and said,
Jack iam just gonna go see if there's any sticks out on the beach that we can use as fire wood!
"But this isn't even a real fire-? It's a tv-"
Before jack could say anything else Shrek put his finger against Jack's lips and just shushed him.
"Don't worryy little smookie green toad" Shrek said
Jacl thought nothing of it and just noded and Shrek with a smile.
"It's been 2 hours where is he..." Jack said in worry for his lover, as he went outside on the cold beach he saw Shrek, just sitting by the sea side.
Jack decided he wanted to spoke him a little bit so he slowly went up too him.....
"Boo!"
Shrek then screamed like a crazy child and fell into the water but then Jack remembered...
Shrek can fucking swim even of its just 1ft.
So Shrek was struggling and gurgling Jack was trying to get him uo but shreks fat ass is just too fat. you could weigh him next too a loaded dump truck and they would weigh the same!
(he ate too much babies okay?)
Since Shrek couldn't get up he slowly drifted into the sea.
Jack was screaming for help but since it was night no one was around...
He had too watch his beloved float away.
Tears started too drop from Jacks yes into the ocean. Water reunited with water...
But he couldn't be reunited with Shrek...
That was until today!
(End of flashback)
And now Jack was standing there shocked too see his old lover again in the flesh....
Jack screamed and pushed Dazai away slightly but not enough too hurt him.
"My Beloved Shrek! I thought you were dead!" Jack said with tears in his eyes.
Shrek just shakes his head
"We can be together again!" Jack relieved
Then Shrek just shakes his head once again
Iam married too Princess Fiona now...
Jack was shocked and didn't know what too say, tears once again rolled down his eyes and he felt crushed.
MPREG
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