It was a new day after the hard loud moans of Chuuya and Dazai from last night.
Ofc Jack wasn't enjoying it.
Dazai had already left and Jack was about to greet Chuuya when he realized he has already gone to work to do mafia killings or something? I don't really know.
Jack decided he wanted to bake today, Brownies maybe? Or Cookies?
"ill just figure it out once I actually go to the store"
Jack went to put on an outfit that he thinks is at least decent but not anything too flashy since he's just going to a simple store.
He was now heading to the store and made up his mind, he was going to bake a penis cake just for shits and giggles.
"So what will need is Flour..Eggs..wait we already have that at home uhmm...wait."
Jack has realized that every ingredient he needed was already at home
"FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING I CAME HERE FOR NOTHING" He screamed so fucking loud that his scream would probably reach the aliens in only a few million years!
Feeling defeated, he decided he didn't want to bake a cake anymore and just wanted to walk around the park.
This day is going absolutely shit! Then Jack spotted a cat. Everyone loves pussies
(except the gays which what Jack is<3)
He went up to pet the cat but it fucking scratched him and pissed on his hand.
At this point he felt defeated thinking
"Lord is this what you want!? Might as well do a backflip and break my neck!" Then he realized...
Someone was staring....
Fuck it was the whore Dazai.
"What brings you at this park? Don't you know that people like you should be staying at home eating dogs or something!?" Dazai screamed*
"That's hell racist your Asian too you stupid fuck"
"Oh yeah lol but anyways! Back of my man he only needs to fill one hole" Dazai said rolling his eyes
"I really don't need to hear about this, I suggest you kill yourself and wish for a new life, one where you aren't a useless tentacle" Jack said back
(btw tentacle is abt that weird tentacle game LMAO)
Dazai was really pissed now! His eyes going red and demon horns showing, he was going full Gacha alpha demon hybrid that could control the world!!
Jack saw what he was turning into and also turned into his true form....
The Alpha demon half angel half demon Hybrid prince Baddie/Single/Iam not like other boys/ 2017Royal high description type ahhhh who could control the galaxy!!
The fight was on
Everyone in the park watched as they fought one throw one punch another teleporting another trying to dodge every move was quicker than the flash.
Cheers from everywhere! Some people even started betting money on them.
They looked super shitty and tired the fight went on for about 69 hours before Jack said
"This is hello boring ngl do you wanna just make out tbh"
Dazai was shocked but deep inside he actually did want to make up
Next thing you know their fight, now their kissing
Everyone was in a shock, the news and police were called! Everyone was watching on their television eyes glued onto their screens!
And ofc Chuuya saw every single thing that was happening...
He ran where the scene was happening and screamed.....
"WOAH WHAT THE FUCKKKK-"
"Mpreg"
To be continued or not idfk anymore pls
