And there Jay was as he fell to the floor crying about this newly information about his past lover being married to another.
(he changed his name in a quick second)
He looked at Shreks green complexion, guilt on his face as he looked at Dazai with shock on his face.
What was he supposed to do now? He was lost, so many emotions going through his head. He choose to kick Shrek is his green balls.
(if he has any idk)
Shrek screached in pain.
"AUGHHHAHAH MY GREEN GRAPE BALLSSS AND MY PENCIL DICKK ITS HURT WHY WOULD YOU DO THATT!!!!"
Jay stood standing as Shrek fell to to the ground.
"Who is this other woman!!"
Jay screamed tears came out of his eyes and Dazai and Chuuya came towards him. In an attempt to console him, Chuuya and Dazai started making out to out in a show.
Jay didn't know how to feel, The cameras all around were so overwhelming and distracting.
How could you Shrek! We had something special and you.. YOU LEFT ME FOR SOME WOMAN WHO IS A RED HEAD!!
Jay took a deep breath and looked and Chuuya and Dazai making out.
"Fucking gay bitches they make me homophobic."
(He's gay he can say that dw)
He kicked Shrek one last time as he screamed in pain and started shaking.
But next thing you know Shrek started transforming, hes guts spilled out and started throwing up.
Shrek had something inside him?
A hand came out of his mouth and Shrek started throwing up more as if trying to get something out. The hand grabbed Shreks teeth and lifted itself out the teeth almost breaking all of shreks teeth, a leg came out of shreks stomach and ripped it open as if shreks body was just some type of skin??
"What the fuck is happening!? This some weird ass Horror movie type shit man!!"
Jay started in fear and Chuuya and Dazai did too. They looked at each other questionning if they should get out ifbhere and run but before another second could go by Something emerged from shreks body ripping his skin and insides apart.
And there he was..
Jake peralta in the flesh
(or in Shreks flesh)
The gorey sight had shocked everyone as Jack Peralata went up to Chuuya and did a Backflip then spoke.
Sir your under arrest for Fraud, Murder, Being a Mafa, and worst of all...
As Jake put in sunglasses in a "cool way" and started to speak once again.
