There was a huge fucking castle. Susie decided she would explore it. In the castle she found a hot guy named Billy. Billy wanted babies so he took Susie and chopped her up to pieces. He then took her eggs and put them in an incubator along with his sperm. In nine months, the eggs would be born. They became little pineapple babies. On their first day out the pineapple babies were attacked by the marines. They ate the pineapples; Billy cried for weeks. So after he was better, he turned over a new leaf and began working for a place that sold pineapples. He loved it there because it reminded him of his babies. Then he missed them so he went back to the castle to make more babies. So he found a mistress named Susie after the pineapple babies mother. He did the same to her as he did to Susie and now he's Jeff the killer with his baby minion Jeff Jr. the murderer. All other babies died. Jeff and Jeff killed people together, forever.
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In All My Randomness
HumorThis book is just a bunch of random stories that me and my friend Emma_Fejervary made in painting class. They have no meaning what so ever and they have noting to do with each other. Enjoy.
