Lenny was a very sad beer can. He can't do anything. He loved to jog anyway because he didn't have legs. His jogging consisted of small hops and Falling on his face a lot. So he asked his rope friend to help him stay up. Jenny the rope tied him to a tree! When he was in the tree, he met an apple named Kenny. Kenny fell and went smoosh! So Lenny the beer can struggled against Jenny. Jenny was too strong for Lenny so he bit her and he let him go. He then rushed to Kenny's side and Kenny's chair friend Benny came to Kenny's side. Benny started to stomp on Kenny. This was because Benny's dog friend Denny liked his apples smooshed. Denny came to Kenny's side and said "burn in hell you damned apple". So then Denny ate Kenny with Jenny Lenny and Benny watching. They all battled each other to the death over Kenny's death. Jenny Denny Benny and Kenny all died. Then Lenny was killed by one of Denny's friends. I bet you can guess his name. Yep that's it. Bob.
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In All My Randomness
HumorThis book is just a bunch of random stories that me and my friend Emma_Fejervary made in painting class. They have no meaning what so ever and they have noting to do with each other. Enjoy.
