Princess Celestia was in her castle participating in a three way. Te other two ponies were Shining Armor and Chrysalis. This was because Princess Cadence was being a bitch and Celestia and Chrysalis were working on a price treaty. They decided to do it because they loved each other very much. So when they were done they 69d. Celestia to Shining Armor, Shining Armor to Chrysalis and Chrysalis to Celestia. This worked because they liked sandwiches. So they went to go make pizza. They ate it like the badasses they were because why not? Then they began to dance. They danced like they just didn't care and invited Fluttershy and King Sombra. So King Sombra and Fluttershy hit it from the back. Chrysalis, Shining Armor and Celestia video taped it and put in costumes. Shing Armor looked at Celestia. She then gave him a banana, turned into Molestia and did what her name entitles. She loved the feeling but Chrysalis felt awkward. So everyone left. And Molestia was forever alone with King Sombra.
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In All My Randomness
HumorThis book is just a bunch of random stories that me and my friend Emma_Fejervary made in painting class. They have no meaning what so ever and they have noting to do with each other. Enjoy.
