CHICKENS!!!

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Some things happened in this freaky place called Space. Chickens dancing everywhere & cheese is flying off the shiz. Then the master chicken is eating little aliens that taste like chicken. Love is chickens eating chicken. The master chicken liked the taste of the aliens so he commanded the chicken soldiers to search for aliens night & day. His daughter, the princess, also liked the aliens and wanted to eat. So she went to find some more herself, & ended up finding one that she couldn't eat. She took one look at the alien and tried to bite it's head off but it was wearing armor. So she deciding to lick it instead. It tasted like chicken. She took off the armor and bit his butt. He screamed bloody murder. She then ate him and lived happily ever after with a full belly.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 21, 2015 ⏰

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