Chuuya "Oi mackerel! Come here"
Dazai "What slug?"
Chuuya "Since your so obsessed with one piece recently. I got you a gift"
Dazai "Awww. What have you done to my Chuuya? I want my temperamental and rather arrogant, blunt petite mafia back"
Chuuya "Just take the gift before I break your neck"
Dazai "Alright" *opens box* "Awww~ it's a Sanji & Brook keychain. But why did you buy me these two?"
Chuuya "Well it's because these two remind me of you"
Dazai "Huh?"
Chuuya "Well, let me explain. You flirt with women all the time but get terriblly rejected like Sanji. Then you go on harrassing women by asking them inappropriate questions like Brook. You have never asked any women about her panties but you have asked her to do double suicide with you. Nither of these questions have anything in common you may think, but both of these questions make everyone uncomfortable, so I bought these two for you"
Dazai *takes out a remote and turns it on*
Chuuya "O-Osamu! Turn it off!!!"
Dazai "Hmmm~ let me think about it mmmm how aaaabout no. I have a question"
Chuuya "What?"
Dazai "And a request"
Chuuya "What is it!?"
Dazai "Well first my question, do you want to take this to the bedroom? And my request, pls talk to me nicely?" Chuuya "Lets go and no I won't be nice to you"
Dazai "Come on get up from the floor and let's go to the bedroom. It would be more comfortable there"
Chuuya "If you want to go there,then help me walk or carry me"
Dazai "If you won't be nice to me, I'll increase the level and won't show you any mercy on you~"
Chuuya "F-fine just don't until we reach the bed"
Dazai "Y'know what,I'll carry you. I might be a known as a demon but I'm not completely heartless"
Chuuya "Alright"
