Apocalypse: in the end

For the greater good?

The bar tender followed us until I asked "Who are you?". "I'm Rodney. I wanted to have a 2 second show up." He turned into a pineapple with a metal stick covered in poison. "Venom rod, my old friend." As we walked down I noticed something weird. A catchy song was playing and as we walked downstairs it got louder. Vannoss showed up with Lui and h20. "We will defeat you!" Lui said in a little kid voice. I hit vannoss in the head, Nick kicked h20 in the gut and Anthony took lui's gummy bears. All three fell dead-ish looking. Nicky said "They will be fine." I was relieved about them. While
We walked down the stairs and saw many signs about our enemies. They were hipsters. "But I'm a hipster." Pewds said. "I know it is all acting Felix." Mark said. And pewds snapped out of it. "The time has come, to end this!" I excitedly and bravely triumphed. "I want to be the leader!" Nick shouted. "No, it's my turn." I replied. "Barrels!" Felix shouted. "Boxes!" Mark yelled. "Oh boy..." Jack said disappointed. This is a very short chapter. To commercial!