Apocalypse: in the end

To the hipsters!

I interrupted Felix's story about FalconLover and said "This is boring! We need to take action! To the Internet!" Nick scanned the wall with his sceptic eye power and found in 1 mile we reach enemies. Mark and tyler shot squirrels to stop us. We landed on the squirrels in the perfect place. Me and Felix shot a rainbow out of our hands. We went through the wall and defeated our first group of hipsters. I sliced ones head off and as I moved the body the others were dead. I ran around the vents until I saw a key hole and a big metal door. I found a hammer and broke open the door while screaming "HAMMER!". And of we were, to the internet, the new home of hipsters. "Let's finish this book." I said awesomely. "Woo!"Tyler said after a long time of doing what he should have done a long time ago. Being silent. Suddenly pineapples. And a pineapple appeared where Tyler's head was. And just like that he was dead. *audience claps*