Apocalypse: in the end

What is green, blue, and black?

We we're teleported to a forest. Suddenly pineapples. While we were surrounded by spiky fruit a random person in a lab coat jumped out of nowhere and stabbed him in the arm with some shot and then turned into a pineapple. As I helped nick up I noticed that his eye was cut open by a pineapple. "What happened?" He asked. So I told him and he acted like it happens every day. We decided to explore. While we were walking jack said "I have to go." Then I saw a green flame start moving forward so we followed it. It lead to a Irish guy leaning on a tree by a green eye. Then the flame went into the ear of the man. The eye split in 2. One went into the sleeve of the man. The other eye went into the ear of nick. The slit eye came out and the green eye went in it's place. When the man woke up and exclaimed "Double stuffed Oreos!?" Nick then said "I remember you! Your jackscepticeye!" "The one and only. Hey, why is Sam in your eye!" "He just crawled in. And split in half! The other went up your sleeve." Suddenly a voice said "I am the mighty Felix!"