1.You know shit about Shit

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Alex:"Shit"

Lip:"what's wrong"?

Alex:"Well I Have a Fucking Parent Teacher meeting"

Fiona:"are you Ready Alex?"

Alex:"I Guess."

Lip:"Good Luck Skank"

Alex:"Thanks Asshole!"

Fiona:"Alright come on".

(They go to the meeting)

Kwan:"Alexandra Has Been caught Smoking Weed with Some guys"

Fiona:"So Now your Getting High at School what's wrong with you?"

Alex:"Like you've Never smoked a Joint!"

Fiona:"Well Not At  School"

Kwan:Now personally Students caught with Drugs are Getting Expelled but Giving your living situation I will let it Pass.

Alex:"Are you kidding me you don't know Shit about Shit?!"

Fiona:"ALEX!"

Jax:"Well Hello Pretty"

Alex:"Oh Hell No Back off Jax!"

*Jax Just Rolls his eyes and laughs*

Fiona:"Alright Ma'am I Think We're Done Here"

Jax:"Bye Lexi"

Alex:"Bye Jackass"

(They go Home Fiona Is Mad but not Really Because Most people know about the Gallagher situation so They just cut slack it sucks but whatever)

Alex:"Your Living Situation"

Fiona:"I mean at least your not Expelled"

(Alex sees Lip and Ian are sitting on the sofa Smoking and Watching Tv)

Lip:"Well How'd it go"

Alex:Fine.

Ian:"uh oh"

Alex:"Shut it"

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