You're gay

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I haven't written anything in months😀

Enjoy

(Sanemi Pov)

I was home, laying on (Tomioka😆) my belly on my bed. I didn't have any (bitches😝) missions, so I (got fucked by Tomioka instead😏) didn't have anything to (fuck🤭) do.

Kocho, that (gay🏳️‍🌈) annoying mosquito really gets on my (gaydar🏳️‍🌈) nerves.

(Me trying not to laugh with my mom and sister in the car)

It's like she doesn't have (bitches😀) a life, but she surely does. I mean, she's a (gay 🏳️‍🌈) medic with many (bitches😏) patients to (fuck😃) take care of along with a sister and some other girls. Shouldn't she bother taking care of them instead? NoOoOo, she just needs to (fuck Mitsuri😏)annoy me and Tomioka 24/7🙄.

"CAW CAW! (A FRUITY MAN WHORE IS YOU😃) A MISSION FOR (SALAMI CHIHUAHUA) SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA" My (gay🏳️‍🌈) crow screamed (without the s🥰).

"Ugh (Tomioka is so fucking hot😩), what is it?" I asked, annoyed with my crow's (homophobic energy 😔) loud af voice.

"MISSION AT (THE GAY MOUNTAIN, AKA YOUR DICK🤭) MOUNTAIN FRUAY (completely made up)(not a combination of fruity and gay😃)(pronounced like fru in fruit and ay like gay)" My crow yelled his (dick😏) lungs out.

"OKAY OKAY I GOT IT!" I yelled back, being (choked by Tomioka's dick😏) fed up with his attitude. He flinched and flew away.

"Tch. Fucking finally." I mumbled, grabbing (Tomioka's dick🤭) my (dick😏) sword, smirking at the thought of (getting absolutely railed on if that's the right word by Tomioka 🤭) slicing stupid demons with my sword. I felt (Tomioka's dick in me 😩) my blood become ✨faster✨ (my English sucks, please bare with me😭).

I (rode Tomioka's dick🤭) rushed outside, grabbing the hilt of the sword with a big smirk on my face. Excitement rose as my (non-existent eyebrows) hair touched my neck softly.

"HELLO, SHINAZUGAWA!" 

Just when I thought I was finally gonna relax while killing demons, that idiot decided to interrupt my alone time.

"The fuck do you want, Rengoku?!" I got absolutely (fruity😩) irritated and screamed at him.

"Relax, Shinazugawa! I (am very good is bed if you know what I mean 🤭) know we had that little moment but don't worry! I didn't mind!" That fucking (gay motherfucker 😃) moron!

"I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT (HOW GOOD YOU ARE IN BED😏) YOUR FUCKING FEELINGS! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I (TELL THE HASHIRAS ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SECRET WITH UZUI🤭) CUT YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES AND FEED IT TO UZUI" 

" Why are you so angry, Shinazugawa? (= First of all, They won't believe a Chihuahua like you. Second of all, I know your secret with Tomioka. Third of all, I am very good in bed😏)" He asked, tilting his head with a big smile that irritated me.

"OH SHUT UP (AND FUCK UZUI🤭) RENGOKU! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME! JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME (TO BE FUCKED BY TOMIOKA 😏) ALONE" I yelled at him, feeling the rush in my blood.

I stomped away, having irk marks everywhere on my body.

"ARE YOU (GAY🏳️‍🌈), RENGOKU SAN?? SHINAZUGAWA SAN IS SO MEAN!" I heard Mitsuri screech.


Everyday, it's the same. Some moron ruins my mood and they talk shit about me and play the victim.

I sucked it up and pretended to not hear the insults they started saying about me and just moved on.

"" Why..? Why am I like this...?"" Tears dropped down my cheeks.

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A/n: HI GUYS!! So sorry for the extremely slow update!! I wasn't motivated at all😅

If you have any tips or suggestions please tell me <3

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