[levi is sleeping in their bed in his house that's like spongebob's pineapple and they hear something.... or someone... in her room gnawing on something...]
levi opens his eyes and she looks in the corner of her room and sees the silhouette of someone crouched down in the corner of their room... they're about to be like "ermmm what the flip man", but then his right eye starts hurting like his face was being burned like she's in a 1000 degree knife video
they start screaming and crying sounding like keiichirou in the ghost stories english dub when he talks but it literally JUST gibberish and it's funny....
BUT THEN.... the figure turns around and.... AND IT'S JOSEPH!!!!!! JOSEPH EATING LEVI'S RIGHT EYE ON A CORKSCREW LIKE IT'S A KEBAB??
LEVI: APAOFSNEHGBRSKJFDBEHJAKLXFBLNJKNADJHSBNH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
JOSEPH: BAHAHAHHA I TOLD YOU SO!!!! I WASN'T LYING, FAG!!!
LEVI: J DAWG THAT WAS MY SLIGHTLY BETTER EYE HOW COULD YOU????? THIS ISN'T YOU POOKIE.......
JOSEPH: I FINALLY GOT TO EAT SOMEONE'S EYE!!!!!! THE CANNIBALS WERE RIGHT!!!!!
and since i said zaza would be here, the room starts smelling absolutely VILE and he slithers under levi's door in killer queen cosplay... and then he starts eating levi's feet... like not even in a foot fetish way, like he unhinges his jaw and swallows the feet whole 💀💀
and then levi sprays zaza with a water gun filled with shampoo irish spring water and he slinks away as fast as he can because he can't take it
but then nobody believes levi when they say that joseph ate their eye like a kebab because "noooooo jojo would neverrrrrr...." and then levi is like "heh... i deserved it... :)"
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USER JOSEPH EATS MY EYES AND GETS HIS OWN NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY
FanfictionI SAID I WOULD DO IT, I AM *NOT* A PUSSY!!!!
