USER JOSEPH EATS MY EYES AND GETS HIS OWN NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY

???? 3RD, 2033

levi gets contacted by netflix because they want levi to be in a documentary being interviewed

and they're like "for what???" and neflix man says it's to tell the story about a cannibal named joseph and he said they were his first victim back in 2023.. and of course levi says yes because she's gonna get TONS of money out of this for sure!! 

so he goes to do the interview and they wear an eyepatch now like they're hange or a pirate or some shit and they talk about their experience while crying and sobbing about it as if they didn't know joseph was gonna do it a month before it happened

LEVI: the joseph i knew would never do that..... i mean he would always joke about eating peoples' eyes... but my joey hoe would never cannibalize 24 people for their eyes....... 😢😢😢😢🥹🥹😭😭

and then kaz, tony, and jage also got interviews in the documentary and it turned out perfect and they all got like $500k each for coming out and speaking about j dawg for people's entertainment

and then one part of it was joseph pulling out a ukelele and making a colleen ballinger style apology for eating 25 peoples' eyes over the span of 10 years

JOSEPH: i'm not a murderer... i'm just a loser..... 🎸🎸🎸 🎶🎶🎶

the documentary turns out to be moving to so many people.. it gets the best ratings ever and it gets mentioned in history books all over the world!!

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