Wall-E Crossovers

Chapter 5

Inside the elevator, Wall-E watched over Eve while he hid from GO-4 and the stewards. Rodney saw him.

Rodney: "Who are you?"

Baymax: "That is Wall-E. He is a robot from Earth."

Rodney: "Look, he's not supposed to be here. Just stay out of sight and you'll be fine."

GO-4 heard them talking and turned around. BB-8 got in front of Wall-E so GO-4 wouldn't see him. The elevator doors open and there are many robots traveling down a path.

Remy: "Wow, I've never seen so many robots in my life."

Rodney: "Bye, Wall-E!"

The transporter merged into traffic, leaving Wall-E and Remy behind.

Wall-E: "Ahhh! Ohhhh hoho."

Wall-E tries to merge into traffic, but he causes a traffic jam. He flees the scene and tries to follow the transporter Eve was in. He continues colliding into more robots along the way.

He spots them and hurries towards them. As he rushes, he sees a human talking.

Man 1: "So let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls in space."

Man 2: "Nah we did that yesterday. I don't want to do that."

Ruffnut (How to Train Your Dragon): "Ugh, there's nothing interesting anymore. The captain needs to make something new!"

Man 1: "Well then, what do you want to do?"

Man 2: "I don't know. Something."

Tuffnut (How to Train Your Dragon): "Yeah. Like what? He literally said all that the ship has."

Wall-E: "Woah!"

Remy: "There's people?"

Those weren't the only passengers. There were  many many people on the Axiom. However, there was one problem, all of the humans were obese and talked only through a virtual screen on their hover chairs.

Passengers: "Make a place..." "Oh it does sound..." "Look I'm tired."

Mei (Turning Red): "I found this show yesterday..."

Darius (Sing): "You don't know what..."

Goofy (Mickey Mouse and Friends): "Remember I told him..."

Buster (Sing): "I've never thought of that."

Donkey Kong (The Super Mario Bros. Movie): "The last time I saw them was..."

Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story): "It's never the same since I..."

Remy: "Keep going."

Wall-E travels down a path that led to the center of the ship, where most of humanity resides.

Lady: "Bot, over here."

A robot handed her a milkshake.

Abby (Turning Red): "Hey, what about mine?"

They go through a tunnel.

Marty (Madagascar): "Wait, talk louder, I'm going through a tunnel."

Chicken Little: "You're breaking up. Give me a second."

Minion (Megamind): "Okay we're good."

Announcer: "Buy 'n Large. Everything you need to be happy. Your day is very important to us."

One of the passengers was next to Wall-E. "Hey drink bot. Here take the cup."

Remy: "Is he talking to us?"

Passenger: "Hey take the cup! Woah!"

Wall-E: "Uh-Oh!"

He falls off his chair. Another passenger runs into the empty chair and falls off too. Steward bots arrive at the scene and stop traffic.

Remy: "Just take the cup from him."

Stewards: "Please remain stationary. A service bot will be here to assist you momentarily."

Wall-E helps the two passengers up and puts them on their chairs.

Wall-E: "Wall-E."

"Uh, John."

Remy: "I'm Remy, what's your name?"

"Uh, Shrek."

Wall-E: "Eva?"

John: "Uh, no. John."

Shrek: "Who's Eva?"

Remy: "There she is!"

Wall-E: "Eva!"

John: "Bye Wall-E."

Shrek: "Wait, aren't you going to help us sit up?"

Wall-E hurries towards a train and gets on just in time. Among the locations in the Axiom is a day care for children and babies, a hair salon, and many restaurants.

Robot Teacher: "A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy 'n Large, your very best friend."

Announcer: "Time for lunch...in a cup!"

Remy: "That's all they eat? No wonder they're so fat."

Thunk (The Croods): "This kinda tastes weird today!"

Grug (The Croods): "Eh, whatever. It's just a shake."

At the salon, pink robots work on the hair of ladies on the ship.

Linda (The Mitchells vs the Machines): "Ooh, stylish."

Wilma (The Flintstones): "I needed this today."

Betty (The Flintstones): "You think our husbands will like it?"

Abby Mallard (Chicken Little): "This better make me more attractive than I am now."

Announcer: "Attention Axiom shoppers. Try blue. It's the new red."

Passengers (including Thunk and Grug): "Ooh."

The passengers click a button on their chairs and their suits turn from red to blue.

Mario (The Super Mario Bros. Movie): "No thank you. Red is better."

Eddie (Sing): "They should use different colors."

Chilli (Bluey): "Aw, wait till Bandit sees me now."

Wall-E attempts to get closer to Eve, but a passenger backs her chair up and crushed Wall-E's head. Wall-E gets out and tried to get her attention. She was focused on talking with a friend. He pulls the flaps on the headrest back and her chair malfunctions.

"Oh! What the?"

She looks around and sees the billboards and banners in the Axiom. Then she turns to another passenger and turns her chair off.

"What are you doing?"

"Look."

"Um. What's that?"

Wall-E: "Uh-Oh. Wall-E."

"Uh, Mary,"

"Fiona."

Wall-E: "Eva."

Mary: "Huh? Oh oh oh sure you can go ahead."

Fiona: "I don't remember seeing that robot on this ship."

Baymax: "Hello Wall-E?"

Rodney: "What? Wait, how'd you get here?"

The train travels to the beach area.

Man: "Shade."

An umbrella comes over and covers him.

Shark (The Bad Guys): "Too bad I can't swim. I could use some water right now."

All of the passengers, including the robots get off the train and go their own ways. Fiona turns around.

Fiona: "Mary, behind you."

Mary: (gasp) "I didn't know we had a pool!"