Chapter Nineteen

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ANNALISE POV:

ANNALISE MADE A GROUP CHAT WITH 16 OTHER PEOPLE!

ANNALISE SET THE GROUP NAME TO "Dumbledamn"

1:35 am

MIONE <3:
Is this some kind of sick joke?

NOTT YOUR MANS:
yeah
what is this shit

LILY'S SON:
and what the hell is up with the name

YOU:
Dumbledamn
because
damn
i'm kinda shocked at how much all of y'all care for me <333

PANTIES 😋:
idk what to believe anymore
Annalise is this really you?

HOTTEST WEASLEY 😍:
OMG I THINK IT IS
IT'S JUST LIKE ANNALISE TO MAKE JOKES AT THE MOST TRAUMATIC MOMENT OF OUR LIVES

YOU:
ikr
i'm just so funny

MIONE <3:
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU ANNALISE BECKHAM.
I WAS LITERALLY WORRIED SICK.

YOU:
Hermione i'm so so sorry but i can explain!!!
everyone...i'm so so so so sorry

NOTT YOUR MANS:
then you better fucking explain.

CURIOUS GEORGE 🐒:
now

YOU:
okay
so basically y'all literally took forever to come so i had to face off against Terrence
and since i know karate it was rly no big deal
Malfoy literally finished him
like he's unconscious
but we dragged him to Mrs. Pomfrey and told her he was threatening to sexually assault/rape me and so she didn't care that we beat him up
and then...um yeah
Terrence literally grabbed my phone and threw it off the astronomy tower so as soon as he was settled into a hospital bed Malfoy and I went to go get it
i'm so surprised it's not broken or anything but yay!

YOU:
anyway that's why i wasn't answering and that's why y'all didn't see me on the astronomy tower
by the time y'all got there we were in the infirmary with Terrence

MIONE <3:
There's no way I can be mad at you after that.
I'm just so, so glad you're okay.

YOU:
❤️❤️❤️

5 NIGHTS AT FREDDIE'S:
UGH
I'M NOT GONNA LIE
I'M KINDA MAD THAT YOU DIDN'T RECORD THAT SHIT

GIN AND TONIC 🥂:
ME TOO NGL

PANTIES 😋:
mm, true
i would've loved a video of him getting his ass beaten!!!
by our little ferret boy and his lover no less <3
🥹🥹🥹

LOONY <3:
they're so grown up 🥲🥲🥲

KAAAATIE ❤️:
i know 😢

YOU:
this just took a turn from being emotional and sweet to i have no idea what.

BLONDIE:
she's not my lover.

CHICKEN LEG:
when are you going to stop lying to yourself?

LILY'S SON:
^

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