Tony x Rhodey Oneshots

Pepper always says "No Tony"

Background Info:
Civil war never happened, Tony simply recruited Peter/Spiderman because he wanted to make sure the kid was okay and learn about his abilities
Tony and Rhodey are dating
Pepper and Tony are close but just friends, She wont been giving the title CEO
Tony loves giving gag gifts to Rhodey , being a Stark he grew up rich and doesn't know how much is too much, once he gets an idea there is no stopping him
In Toneys Phone: Pepper Tony
Peps

Tony.
What's up Peps?
In what world do you think spending 500 thousand dollars and naming it "MISC" for reason makes sense!?!?
Oh- That
Uh-hu, THAT.
DW about it, its a surprise for Rhodey
And what makes you think Rhodey needs something that costs 500k!?
I bought Rhode island...from the Goverment
You WHAT
Well technically i bought the rights to Rhode Island, I didnt wanna deal with the whole running a country thing. I dont think rhodey would want that either
Why would you want to even buy Rhode Island for Rhod-
...Your going to name it Rhodey Island aren't you?
Awwww Peps you know me so well!
...Your stupidity infuriates me
It's a good idea tho right? I thought about it when i was talking to the kid yesterday and he seemed to think it was pretty funny
The only reason Peter thinks is funny is because he basically worships you and would agree to pretty much anything you say
Underoos does NOT worship me, he's just me mentiee and I'm his mentor, and we occasionally have very nice moments like watching Coco or going to the bowling alley but that has NOTHING to do with it.
Whatever you say Tony, either way you better be able to return those rights because I am not allowing you to spend 500k for no reason
THERE IS A REASON
NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON
PEPPERRRRRR PLEASE
No Tony, just no.
Fine. I'll go return it.
Good. AND NO STOPPING TO CHANGE ITS NAME ON THE WAY!
UH GOD PEPPER WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
Tony go return the rights.
FINE, just know I'm not happy with this, it was a gift to my platypus and now you've ruined it
Boo-hoo, go
...okay.

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Notes: Hey guys I know its been a while and honestly I forgot I started this after my school started back up and now that I'm on break i found it and have motivation to continue it so I'm going to try to upload at least once a day until my break is over and sometimes more than 1. Again if you have any suggestions feel free to let me know, I could always use them. Have a good day!