3 ways to get arrested..

Way 2- breaking and entering

One day you go out with your friends to the movies, after you see the movie you go back to your house, you dad is working, your mum is on work exchange in Venezuela and your siblings are sleeping over at your grandparents house so your house is empty, you get to the door and look around in your pockets but you can't find you key, you go into a panic and start banging on the door, next to you there's a rock so you smash the window and go inside. All of a sudden you hear a whoooooooooooop whoooooooooooop noise and you realise "oh damn the stupid alarm was on" then you think "meh I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich- mmmmmmmm carrot and falafel my favourite!" Then just as you sit down and start to eat your sandwich a guy in a uniform rushes into your house, and you thinking it's your dad go "your home from work early" but you hear " this is Constable Rule and you have just committed the crime of breaking and entering I suggest you come with my quietly" shocked to be in handcuffs you reply "but but but but this is my house" "sure sure that's what they all say" says the policeman. Sadly you get sentenced to 3 years in juvy. After 1 year in juvy you commit suicide in a nightmare when you wake you are very scared and make a run for it and become a pirate. You call yourself Georgina Green Beard and sail the seven seas for seven years then you decide you had better get home before bed time so you get home and live in the attic for the rest of your life.
AN: sorry for the terrible story I've got a bit of writers block :(