SCF Files Declassified (18+)

SCF Foundation Basic Guidelines

Welcome the SCF Foundation Doctor. What does SCF stand for you must be wondering? Easy, Secure, Contain, Fuck. Now, you must be thinking that the last word may be very unprofessional, however, I assure you that it very much connects with our work here.

Our job is the Securing of anomalous objects in the world that could cause catastrophic results if left unchecked. Then we must Contain them within secure facilities across the globe where they will be studied to further our research and better protect humankind against them. And lastly, we Fuck them so that their sexual nature may be satiated and hidden away from society.

Yes, these anomalies, commonly referred to by their acronym "SCPs" (Secure Containment Procedure), are of great sexual nature. If one anomaly is not satisfied, it has been noted that others will follow suit within a 100-300 yard radius. That is why "Satisfaction Hours" are in place. These hours may vary from anomaly to anomaly but they will always be listed in the documents. It is required that personnel use D-Class Assets rather than staff members or guards as they are perfectly expendable. In the case that anomalies have bonded to a single asset or showcase different behavior to a D-Class Asset, then please confirm before reporting to the 05 Council.

This concludes our briefing, the following documents are handed out for public reading after an incident involving a rogue MTF Unit, they are being properly censored and reviewed but will become available as time goes on. Please review your employee handbook for basic safety guides and more information.

Welcome to the SCF Foundation.