Inside the I.M.P. building in Imp City, Loona can be seen drinking out of a glass bottle while reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a man's severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzø walks into the office with Y/n strolling in behind.
Blitzø: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Rummaging through his pockets, Y/n takes out a pack of cigarettes. Millie crawls through the portal and on the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth. She then stands up and lets out a yell of excitement.
Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!
She snaps the axe in half and laughs, walking over near the rest of the group.
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, (points finger guns) Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzø: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight. Y/n makes his way out of the office, lighting up a cigarette before shutting the door behind him.
Millie: Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzø rolls his eyes, groaning.
Blitzø: Ugh, can you two not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzø: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzø: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzø: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzø: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. (hugs the two tightly) See you lovebugs later!
He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.
Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and… clean this blood off.
Moxxie blushes, flustered. Leaning in closer to him, she drags her finger down from her husband's chest and purrs seductively.
While sitting at her desk, still reading the magazine with a bored expression, Loona rolls her eyes as the couple exit the office. Suddenly, her phone begins to buzz with a notification. Pulling it out, she realizes that she just received a text message from Vortex.
Tex!!:
Whaddup, girl?
Just gettin the word out.
Party happening down in Gluttony!!
Her ears perk up. Thinking for a second, Loona sofly smiles and starts typing.
Moonlight_Howling_666:
Awesome.
I'll be there!
Tex!!:
Alright cool!
I'll send da location.
See ya soon!!
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